I cant get into made in chelsea .. went to school/college with these types of peops and they are kinda everything I despise in "money" lol... and so it doesnt make me laugh.. BUT towie.. is so down to earth .. makes me laugh
yeah we are always laughing at them ...totally different world they are in!! Whereas TOWIE make me belly laugh coz they're funny -especially Mark!!
exactly!! LOL - i love arg and lydia and their pig (which was supposed to be a micro pig im guessing)
SHAAT APP!!! They are so orange its like watching the Dutch football team! More silicon than Intel too!
I like Sam because she seems the only real one out of them. And I like Kirk's father Mick. He's quite down to earth.
I've lived in Essex all my life and never met creatures like them. They live in East London not Essex.
This might help (stolen, plainly, from elsewhere!) HOW TO SPEAK ESSEX This has been an invaluable guide to help us understand some Essex slang. alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend") assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day") branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?") cort a panda - A rather large hamburger dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff") eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper") Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik") oi oi! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig") Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour") wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already")