Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by donnups, Sep 25, 2011.
Its only a bloody brand new series of TOWIE tonight >
I know. I'm all bathed and ready for it. Can't wait.
gotta love em or hate em
it's great innit? You watched made in Chelsea? Not a patch on TOWIE but still amusing
I do dislike some of them but there are some that I do like.
I cant get into made in chelsea .. went to school/college with these types of peops and they are kinda everything I despise in "money" lol... and so it doesnt make me laugh..
BUT towie.. is so down to earth .. makes me laugh
yeah we are always laughing at them ...totally different world they are in!! Whereas TOWIE make me belly laugh coz they're funny -especially Mark!!
LOL - i love arg and lydia and their pig (which was supposed to be a micro pig im guessing)
God that guy just cracks me up! He is hilarious!!!!
They are so jaffa its like watching the Dutch football team! More silicon than Intel too!
I like Sam because she seems the only real one out of them.
And I like Kirk's father Mick. He's quite down to earth.
I loooove mick.. hes like my "old man" crush .. but joey.. well enough said!! lol
I've lived in Essex all my life and never met creatures like them.
They live in East London not Essex.
i have no idea what you are talking about - ?!?!?
what is it?
This might help (stolen, plainly, from elsewhere!)
HOW TO SPEAK ESSEX
This has been an invaluable guide to help us understand some Essex slang.
alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item
amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")
assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc
awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")
branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?")
cort a panda - A rather large hamburger
dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff")
eye-eels - Women's shoes
Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre
garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper")
Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island
lafarjik - Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")
oi oi! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs
paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport
reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")
Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday
tan - The city of London, the big smoke
webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")
wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police
zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ("I told ya a fazzand times already")
I'm going for a bejazzel. It's so reem.
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