Oh oh oh oh oh!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Honky, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. Honky

    Honky Administrator

    It's Monkey Day!

    ^That was a monkey impression BTW.

    Mrs H hates all monkeys (particularly chimps), 'why?' you may ask, well her reasoning is because 'they put their fingers up their bums'.
     
  2. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    Mrs H has a point
     
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  4. I watched 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' the other night - it was very good.

    Monkeys are cool!
     
  5. Honky

    Honky Administrator

     
  6. The main chimp called 'ceasar' was acted by Andy Serkis who was also Gollum.
    he did the acting and then CGI was put on top

    Its really well done.
     
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  8. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

     
  9. and the greatest monkey of all ......... MONKEY 8)

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  10. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

  11. This, however is much nicer!!!

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  13. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

  14. One day last year at Chester zoo all the chimpanzees escaped from their enclosure into the food prep area where they gorged themselves.they cleared the lot everything except the celery .the keepers then had to play a waiting game as the chimp were not in the mood for being tempted back with food...
     
  15. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    Monkey in a Bar?

    A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.

    The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man replied, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble."

    Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left.

    The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay.

    Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"

    The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it."
     

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