No Birthdays!

I don’t have them anymore , just birthnights

 

There's also a lot of Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal and West Ham fans round here as well, there was a large influx of Cockernees in the 60s and 70s as the town rapidly expanded

 

I was right


Cockney git

 

Where is Northampton, anyway?

 

You're lucky. He sent me a gift voucher from Timothy Whites ...

 

Isn't that spooky ?

 

A couple of miles north of Southampton?

 

Next you will be telling us you have a pie and mash shop in Norf ampton

 

No, Northampton isn't that cosmopolitan! We've got Indian, Chinese, Thai, Caribbean, Italian and French cuisine available but nothing as flash as pie and mash
All joking aside I'm a bit surprised an entrepreneurial ex-Londoner has never set one up.

 

This time next year we could be .......

 

you had your chance ,and just as well you didn't . knowing that it was one of this rabble