Newbie from East Grinstead

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourselves' started by Barry Haynes, Dec 31, 2017.

  1. Thanks mate, what’s it like on here, any dodgy members I should stay clear of?
    What oil should I use, I’m half Yorkshire, where’s me washboard, turned out nice again int it
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  2. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    If you get ill or need some sort of advice on anything , including sexual matters. You've come to the right place. You can get all of that here we even have our own in house pharmacist. But never ask about oil it's just not on. It's not cricket. By the way you will probably need at some point to buy a camper van. Otherwise, you're gonna be the odd one out here.
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  3. Hello new Member you need to watch out for the lorry and taxi drivers that sometimes come on here and get confused and think this is a dogging/ cross dressing forum :thumbsup:
    and try not to mention the oil :hattip:
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  4. Would you Adam and Eve it ,eeeezzz arf eyup n bygum :eek:
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  5. It's why he wears a flat cap :thumbsup:
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  6. My first question
    Is Barnsley really sunny?
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  8. A bit like asking if EG is full of cults :D
  9. Phew you said cults.........:p
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  10. Think it's the auto correct :D
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  11. I didn’t have my glasses on when I read that, I thought the filter was turned off
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  12. Welcome from sunny southampton.
    How nice to welcome a pleasantly spoken, intellectual on to this rather dubious site.
    I have only been on this site for a year and already my family are commenting on a general reduction in standards and language.
    My first question on here was about oil so you might like to start with that.
    Then you could post some interesting stories about fishing as that always arouses great interest.
    Football is a useful post. I have always supported Chelsea but sadly seem to be in a minority here.
    Most of all use your intelligence wisely and see your role as that of mentor to a large group of people who struggle in a number of areas.
    Also watch out for colonials they're tricky.
  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    Shut up Luca.
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  14. :TTIWWP:
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    I've been in Mr Rusty Lee's workshop, drunk tea with him and talked crap.

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