Need a name for our vacuum cleaner - help please

Its a dyson Number dc11 colour blue and red , its not the modern rollerball version its the old upright bagless model , plenty of patina faded in all the right places , no rot just surface dust , unfortunately its not tax exempt but it is old school , no roofrack , not narrowed no wide wheels just stock ,its never been welded , the fittings are all complete ,we have the round brushy one that does the settee piping , the long flat pipe one that does down the side of the car seats and the flat stumpy bit one that no one knows what its for .

The vacuum has all receipts , old service records , owners manual and a full folder of repairs all done by dyson service centre's , we have owned it for a few years ,it still sucks like a new one and it is part of the family , we often refer to it as " the hoover " , the kids love it .

so the time has come to name it , we feel a bit guilty referring to it as the hoover , so how about having a go at naming our faithful hoover , we did come up with a few ourselves -- sucky , old noisy , the sock eater and our favourite queen sucker , but you know what ? , none of those seem to have the right ring to them --

over to you tlb , lets have your suggestions !!

 

Colin