Mystery Object...

...dug up from the garden.

Any ideas? Top's about 6" across.

I've got a fair guess. Unlikely to be anything explosive.

 

No idea Snots sadly. If it’s worthless presumably it’s getting hoyed over the fence?

 

Very topical this ... It's a 2500 year old sarcophagus for a big mac with a hard on (pardon mee laydees)

 

That thing off the front of the the boss darlek

 

Barry’s missing knob?

 

As it’s solid cast iron, you’d kill someone...

 

Eeeeuuurrghhh!
Did you HAVE to?
Might need a trip to the
VOM IT AR I UM now

 

Was thinking something to tie a boat to...


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Actually, think there is clue in your reply. I think.

 

Very deft ... Not "I'd kill someone" or "it would kill someone" but "you'd kill someone" .... Do you write Boris's speeches by any chance?

 

Doreens sex toy, is that correct @SweeneyTodd

 

Thor’s hammer? Given you’ve managed to lift it does that mean you’ve discovered you’re a god?


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Is it a "pin" for summat mahoosive?

 

Top off some ornamental metal railings in Snottville Hall?

 

Railway boundary marker?

 

You’d need to ask Doreen, I’ve given her your number mate..... you can thank me later!

 

Winner, I think

Top of a 1930s gate post? Can’t think of anything else.

 

Could it be some incendiary bomb from WWII? Try hitting it with a hammer or summat

 

Well...strangely enough, we had one of those at our place in Slough. New build, and the builders were ladling topsoil over the fence. Started spreading it out, and found a little...relic. Thankfully, we hadn’t moved in. The bomb squad evacuated several houses around while they poked it with a stick.

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