So my wife has not let me back in the kitchen for a number of years now after I nearly burned the house down last time, tonight was the first time in a long time I have used it.... So armed with my graphics card I thought I would cook it one last time to try and breath some life back into it, so I mounted it on three silver foil pillars and placed it in the frying pan and put it in the oven.....forgetting the handle is plastic :-( luckily the wife walked by and smelled the burning plastic and saved the day (again) Anyone equally bad in the kitchen ?
Turns out I'm good at cooking but was never allowed because that was "her" thang. If I tiried I got chased out, between getting moaned at for never cooking. You can't win, but you're on the right track fooking it up and making her feel useful. : Why can't life be more straightforward.
I am not allowed in the kitchen either ,not the fire risk it is the mess I leave behind.. ;D She`s not allowed in the garage... >
I'd say we share the kitchen equally ... Katie uses it for baking and I use it for cooking breakfasts and dinners. I did almost burn the house down a few weeks back the by leaving the grill on.
Just remembered this one, a good mate and not me luckly. My mate went home from the pub after a pool match a few years ago and wanted something to eat so decided to cook some chips, put the chip pan on to warm up then went and sat on the sofa. The next thing he knew about was being shaken into conciousness by a fire man with breathing aparatus on and the whole flat a blaze around him. He made the front page of the local paper MAN LUCKY TO BE ALIVE, and he defo was when i saw the state of the flat. You think he would have learnt his lesson from this but a couple of years later he did the same again but woke himself and had to jump out the upstairs window and managed to break his leg. Think he finally gave up on cooking chips after that.
