Mocking the very intelligent ones

Just to answer those that fink they are superior . If you can’t read or spell a word “look it up in the dictionary “. “ . Ahhh flaw there isn’t there “how do you look it up if you don’t know how to spell ?” Ask susie Dent ?But for thout mocking I can read your drivel and many other languages because my mind is not closed to one that doesn’t make sense or was it cents ! and when or if you get grand children “of many” god help you ,because you won’t be able to communicate with them .Keep up wiv the times init bruvs . And chill babes chill . Don’t take life seriously or try to joke if your not qualified . Dumbos

 

What?

 

Yo bro makes sense don't diss

 

Barry said “you need a hearing aid true “

 

I'm very intelligent Barn and people mock me all the time

 

Do they I’ve never noticed , your name must be in their spell checkers . And yes you are very very .i

 

What?

 

I wasn’t mocking you! I simply have no clue what you are saying, most of the time. That’s probably because you have made up your own language which is neither English or text speak. I certainly don’t think I’m superior, more like less than average.

 

‘Spanglish’, I think it’s called...

 

At the age of almost sixty ,and hands like shovels using a tiny keyboard on my phone to post most stuff on here ,being as careful as I can and checking it before I hit the "post" button . I am astounded at the typo errors I make . My posts must be the most edited on her as I try to correct my mistakes ,but I think I am past caring now and getting lazy ,too lazy to either care or put the mistakes right . I think there's quite a few more on here just like me.
Before I retired I used to walk the streets and speak to kids , I usually didn't understand a word they were saying to me as they have devised a language of their own ,a bit like the electrician's on he with their ohms and watts and resistance. ...??????
I refere myself back to the adage that " language is a barrier to communications"

What the hell am I on about

 

If two men had a spade each and one simply dug a hole with his whilst the other decided to bang himself over the head with his, the former isn’t superior, he just uses the tool as it’s designed.

If the second guy demonstrates he is well able to use the spade to dig a hole, but chooses to bang himself on the head with it occasionally, then the first one really isn’t superior in pointing out the futility of this.....he questions why the second one goes out of his way to bang himself over the head.


Replace the word spade with English Language, and yes, you are the second guy in the tale.


Choose to bang yourself over the head all you want, self expression and all that.....but no need to get upset with the rest of us simply because we call a spade a spade.

 

If one man has a spade and starts digging a hole would he theoretically come out feet first by the time he got to Australia ?

 

Wouldn’t the said hole have to be angled?

 

When he got to the exact middle of the earth he would effectively become weightless, and have to start digging upwards

 

Not if he started in Kent.



Also, he may well die in the volcano he created.

 

Your just not liking having the pee taken out of you are you boyo , go dig ya self a hole mr intelligent , if you had met me you would know me , you don’t

 

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Would my liking your comment help your mood?

 

I’ve never changed ,,,,,,, I’m me ,,,,,,, me who a few know , you have unfortunately . I used to like your humour and I think I simpathised with you via pm when you wasn’t well . You think your clever belittling people and writing with your knowledge of ????? You work in Canary Wharf , I have too . Don’t bother showing off to me boyo

 

I understand you Barn, more so when I’m drunk though

 

Ok.

Years ago I asked you to stop gratuitously writing in your own weird language as I couldn’t understand it.

You don’t answer to me.....so you persevere, fair enough, absolutely your right.

The fact that other people take umbrage with it is apparently due to their intellectual superiority over you?.....in your own mind.

I’ve tried to put it as gently as possible, with a bit of tongue in cheek where I’m coming from.


You want to go all John Rambo on here, I’m good with that.....but don’t put words in my mouth that come from whatever light show is going on in between your own ears.


Play court jester.....don’t get uppity if people don’t laugh only in the places you want them to.


Nothing like being pi**ed and online of an evening.