For brimful of asha by cornershop I always used to sing, 'grim poodle basher with a 45' I actually now think it improves the song.
This morning from Mini Moons: if you see me with another guy laughing and joking trying to get by I wont put you down coz I want you around you can hold my hand again I prefer her version, and far cleaner than some of the rugby ones I've heard!!!
Not quite a miss heard lyrics but someone playing with words. My mechanic has ruined: ET by Katy Perry ft. Kane West for me There is a line and I have no idea what she sings in the chorus but I now hear "shut your rusty hole"