I'm at Pets At Home, buying a bag of Iams dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food?? RIGHT! So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Iams Diet again. I did stress that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that, in my mind, it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you have to do is load your pockets with Iams and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
I do believe that if you buy the stuff for working dogs its cheaper as it has no tax but is the same stuff so you could lose weight but gain pounds.
On a slightly different Note, I put £20.01 worth of diesel in my tank earlier from pump number 7. Then went in to pay and when the cashier said next please, I gave her my £20.01 and also told her pump 7. She then repeated back to me " pump 7 £20.01?""then waited for me to answer.Good god woman, I just told you pump 7 and I've given you £20.01, why are you asking me the same I've just told you. Why would I give you £20.01 if it was really £30. Talk about asking the bleeding obvious.
