light hearted

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dog, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. dog

    dog Tea Boy

    lets try and keep the threads a bit more fun and light hearted, the world is crap enough without being reminded of it every 5 minutes.
    i understand the need to share things you see, but some things are just not nice to talk about!
    @shielsy i removed your thread buddy. just not something i want to see. so bloody sad :(
     
  2. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Missed the thread but agree with the sentiment. :thumbsup:
     
  3. i think vanorak nailed it! haha
     
  4. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Is it me or has that got a massive wanger?
     
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  5. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer


    The rule of thumb says same size as your feet and it's true in that case ;)
     
  6. As long as its not rule of feet saying same size as your thumb!

















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  7. This was the pic I took just before I inserted it up my anus;)
    (the gerbil, obviously....not the thumb....)
     
  8. :eek: the hamsters diggery do:eek:
     
  9. I feel another locking coming on....:D
     
  10. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Were you getting set for some anal crotchet?
     
  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    A fresh twist to the term "hamming it up"
     
  12. it was either that or use it as 'live' novelty pencil ornament....
     
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  14. Thumbs up for Len Fairclough!
     
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  15. One of our instructors had a set to with a bloke today, who was 'helping' to push a year 6 girl up a slight hill (the ******er)...managed to play it down, and the girl concerned wasn't upset fortunately....couldn't find the @hailfrank ban me please! afterwards:mad: Police notified
     
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  16. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    This one of the bike instructors?
     
  17. The cycling proficiency officer ?
     
  18. yep....max ratio 1 instructor to 6 kids....instructor leading from the front. He pulls in to see this bloke about 40metres back, with his hand on this 10 year old girl's arse, pushing her up a slight hill...soon as the bloke knew he'd been clocked, he crossed the road and made a sharp get away...not a lot the instructor could do under the circumstances, really. As mentioned, the girl was unaware of the implications so he didn't make anything of it, for her sake and the rest of the group. School have been notified, along with the busies...just hope it doesn't stop the school doing the training in the future:(

    Another incident happened last week, to a friend of mine who works for another training company in Manchester...four 2@s in hoodies, walked up to her,while she's teaching and f*cked off with her bike and two of the kids' BMXs...she's 32 and 3 months pregnant...the kids she was training were 9 and 10 year olds....mighty big of those blokes, all in their twenties.
    Not a lot you can do in that situation....your sole responsibility is to the safety of your kids...

    I've had my bike stolen on the job...in Collyhurst, (rough arsed inner city suburb of manc) when I used to work for the same company. When i was talking to the coppers, the guy said they had an undercover mountain bike squad, that used to ride round at night and nick loads of people...then health and safety got involved and said they had to wear hi viz, and helmets...guess who were the only blokes riding around Collyhurst in hi viz and helmets? He said the scallys just used to post look outs and phone each other up soon as one of the squad were spotted....good old Health and Safety eh? The copper said it was one of the most effective units they had, while it lasted....:rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2013
  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Bolton. Do you think the reintroduction of"prima nocte" would help?
     

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