LeMons

Who shall we start on next??

 

Cream?

Ginger Baker could play the drums, but Jesus, what a twonk! And then there’s Eric Clapton… ordinary guitarist that got lucky with a couple of catchy riffs…

 

Hendrix.
Could hold a tune singing but should have left the guitar alone

 

And his weedy chest. Either get down the gym or cover it up, Jimmy

 

Oh, and his squeaky voice.

 

Jack Bruce was the genuinely talented one (and could play the cello ). Ginger Baker was a complete arse.

 

The Stones? They should've jacked it in years ago.

 

Elton. I can forgive him most things, but not “Candle In The Wind 1997”, I can feel a bit of vomit brewing just thinking about it

 

I've never liked Fat Reg...

 

Don't think he ever had a proper hit record.

 

And as for them Beatles, should have been stamped on years ago.


Pete best the only one with any proper talent.

 

How very dare you !

 

Not so. "Saturday Night's Alright for Handbag Fights" was a big hit.

 

An Infidel!! Stone him!!!

 

@scrooge95 will be round to sort him out. Let's remind ourselves what Maxwell's Silver Hammer did...

 

Mrs Miller is truly appalling

 

Warbling at it's finest...not!

 

Suddenly gone deaf

 

Mr Plant already has the gallows pole ready for you