Who has the funniest name in football? Many of us are looking forward to the footy at euro 2012 but there have been some real comedy names in football in the past. Any more you can find, or how about some 'fantasy footy' made up names? Stefan Kuntz Chiqui Arce Bongo Christ Have-a-Look Dube Ars Bandeet Segar Illegitimate child Rafael Scheidt Rod Fanni Johnny Moustache David Goodwillie Danny Marmitetu Johan de Cock Milan Fukal Quim Brian Pinas Bernt Haas Uwe Fuchs Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede Wolfgang Wolf Creedence Clearwater Couto Norman Conquest Danger Fourpence Paul Dickov Argelico *****s Harry Daft Ruud Boffin Mark De Man You just got to love some parents who call their son Norman Conquest!!!!