Kick up the jacksie required -

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Oct 12, 2011.

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    i have recently become a lazy lard arse re my van Rhubarb , i need to put a new hand brake cable on , two ball joint gaiters , fix horn and rewire brake lights and mot it , but i have done jack for a month --

    i know i'm being a wuss , but i sorely need a kick up the behind to get myself into it again .

    please help me find my mojo :(
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2011
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  2. paradox

    paradox

    Sell it you dont deserve it you lazy ass
     
    paradox, Oct 12, 2011
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  3. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer

     
    Woodylubber, Oct 12, 2011
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  4. mrsmc219

    mrsmc219

    Get on with it you winger!
     
    mrsmc219, Oct 12, 2011
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  5. Dicky

    Dicky

    One size 12 DM on the way dude.........




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    Dicky, Oct 12, 2011
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  6. paradox

    paradox

    You have a garage with a pit and lighting

    I think its made you to soft
    Move the bus outside in the pouring rain park it over a big puddle then go out at night time and lie under it in the puddle holding a torch in your mouth and try and fit somthing

    You will soon push her back indoors where its pleasent and get those jobs cracked off in no time

    Its either that or im going to ask for your late may membership to be suspended untill you have an mot

    Less waffle more work malc otherwise ill be on the road before you lol
     
    paradox, Oct 12, 2011
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  7. Joker

    Joker

    those are tasked which could easily be performed by Lou. Why not kick her up the arse?

    Better still, why not just drive it down for its MOT as is and get them to do it. What's that lot, a 10 minute job max? Should only cost you a fiver...
    :)
     
    Joker, Oct 12, 2011
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  8. Joker

    Joker

     
    Joker, Oct 12, 2011
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  9. Joker

    Joker

     
    Joker, Oct 12, 2011
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  10. marowak

    marowak

    sometimes a rest is needed - enjoy it ,,,,
     
    marowak, Oct 12, 2011
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  11. Jellytot

    Jellytot

    i have actually got an original rhubarb toy you can have if you get your arse in gear :p
     
    Jellytot, Oct 12, 2011
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  12. Dicky

    Dicky

     
    Dicky, Oct 12, 2011
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  13. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

     
    rickyrooo1, Oct 12, 2011
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  14. Joker

    Joker

    put her down you mucky lot
    :)
     
    Joker, Oct 12, 2011
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  15. Joker

    Joker

    you don't know where shes been ::)
     
    Joker, Oct 12, 2011
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  16. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Man up...get yer finger out..job done!
     
    MorkC68, Oct 12, 2011
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  17. Moons

    Moons Guest

    Maybe some inspirational music is required.

    Play the theme to Rocky 4 whilst re-enacting the scene from WithNail and I - YOU ARE A TIGER.

    Jog out to the garage shadow boxing to the tune of Eye of The Tiger...you'll have it sorted soon enough.




    I, of course, could be joking.
     
    Moons, Oct 12, 2011
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  18. Jellytot

    Jellytot

    oh god ....*runs off downstairs to make a huge tea ...there thats better*....dont make me put the supermum costume out and come and sort you filthy lot out lol!!!!!!!!...wheres dinky when you need her!
     
    Jellytot, Oct 12, 2011
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  19. Dicky

    Dicky

    Im here - oh no its the n+c thing again!
     
    Dicky, Oct 12, 2011
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  20. matty

    matty Supporter

    Make a nice cup of coffee and go sit in it.
     
    matty, Oct 12, 2011
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