Keith Richards

Keith Richards has been recently seen alive and well also seen alive Ken Dodd ,Chas an Dave along with captain pugwash
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Once described as the most elegantly wasted man in the world.

 

Well he looks dead to me

 

For every cigarette you smoke the gods take an hour from your life & give it to Keef.

 

Well its not in Ricks Rock an Roll hall of Dead and still dead

 

Surely , a contender ....

 

The house i grew up in, was the same house Keith Richards grew up in. 1 Morland Avenue, Dartford, Kent. Clame to fame. BBBRRRAAAPPPPP

 

Is there a blue plaque on the wall outside?

 

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No but we always had Chinese people knock on the front door looking sheepish and excited.

 

See , in perfect health

 

you could dress up in your Pirates of the Caribbean costume and sign lots of autographs/appear in selfies!

 

Just don't have the time these days. Shame really.

 

.......and he started out like this .....

 

he is cliffs dad you know.
fact.

 

when did Keef join the Taliban and why were we never told?

 

No, it's the Telecasterban that Keef's a member of, actually he's the leader.

 

What happened to purple pantyman his name makes me smile ...was it pugwash on his avatar ?