I accidentally posted a transcript of, 'this bloke came up to me' I only wanted to see what it would look like with the swear filters on this site, But posted in error. After the day I've had on here, I thought better to delete.
your posts are hilarious, always make me laugh out loud. (would rather shove wasps up my anus than say lol. oops)
Here you go then.... Too much missed out? It was rude/offensive/risque 40 years ago and an interesting video edit of it got me a first in a video degree. DEREK: I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and ..... CLIVE: What, Tony Newley? DEREK: No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You @hailfrank ban me please!". CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: I said, "What?" He said, "You @hailfrank ban me please!". CLIVE: Yeah. And you replied, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!". DEREK: I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You @hailfrank ban me please!". CLIVE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, ..... DEREK: And then he said ..... CLIVE: ..... what'd he come back with? DEREK: He come back. He says-, he said, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!". I said, "You calling me ..... " CLIVE: You're joking! He said, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!"? DEREK: He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a @hailfrank ban me please!, you *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!?" I said, "You *****ing...", I said, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!". CLIVE: I should hope so, "you *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!". DEREK: I s-, I said, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!", I said, "You *****ing come here and call me a *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!". CLIVE: I should say so. DEREK: I said, "You *****ing", I said, "You @hailfrank ban me please!". I said, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!". I said, "Who you *****ing calling '@hailfrank ban me please!', @hailfrank ban me please!?" CLIVE: Yeah, what did he say, @hailfrank ban me please!? DEREK: He said, "You *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!!" CLIVE: Well, you *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!, who are you to say to him that he was a *****ing @hailfrank ban me please!? DEREK: Well, what d'you *****ing, what d'you *****ing think, mate, I *****ing de-, defending my *****ing self, weren't I?
If you want a hot meal in maccies then order your meal with somthing missing Like ill have the big mac with no pickles It means they make it from scratch instead of pulling one of the shelf that has been there for an hour Fast food outlets aint my first port of call for a feed but sometimes they fill a need at short notice
Curiously, this relates back to my original point. We'd never been to a MacDonalds, but on the way to glastonbury festival we'd seen a load of little chefs We'd promised ourselves a mythical olympic breakfast on the way home, only to find that at 06:30 Little chef chucked us out as they were still closed. MacDonalds walking distance away and open Recipe for disaster Breakfast half decent fancied a bit of a reprise, only to end in fiasco... Like my day today
