A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.. The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied,: bal locks If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Ferrari.
I treated the mrs to one of those 'fish pedicures' the other day and I must say, I was very pleased with the result. Those piranhas don't f@@k about! ;D
