Joke of the day

From new crap jokes book . Betty told me to do this . A joke a day . See if they’ve got a crap sense of humour !

1/ what do you call a rich bear ?







Winnie the pools !

 

That made me laugh. Far too good for a crap joke book.

 

Oh dear, Dad jokes.

 

Grandad if you don’t mind

 

Sorry Grandpa

 

One for you don
My wife drives her car like lightning
What do you mean she drives very fast ?
No she hits trees !

 

I'm not telling this one to Ms.T ......................................................... I don't have that much of a death wish.

 

Pussy

 

Did you hear about the author that worked in his basement ?
He wrote best cellars !
What should you do if you see a spaceman ?
Park init maaan !
Why do cats never shave ?
Because eight out of ten prefer whiskers !

I’m here most days , pull ya crackers

 

That's a shame.

 

I might leave then

 

Don't forget your coat.