I've been threatened with arrest by the FBI.

Cripes!

I think this has repercussions for me - got this via email this morning....


Federal Bureau of Investigation
Field Intelligence Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Bldg.
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20535,
USA.


Urgent Attention: Beneficiary,


I am special agent Mark A. Morgan from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two trunks at John F Kennedy International Airport in Jamaica New York, NY 11430 coming from a foreign country.


We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it contained a total sum of $4.1 million dollars. Also with one of the trunks were documents with your name as the receiver of the money. As we progressed in our investigations of the Diplomat which accompanied the trunks into the United States we learned that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as payment of an inheritance/winning, which was due to you.


Further checks on the consignment, we found out that the consignment paperwork lacked the PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE forms. We then confiscated both trunks and released the Diplomat. The trunks According to section 229 subsection 31 of the International ,Commerce Regulators Code Enforcement Guidelines, your consignment lacks PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and Homeland Security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a jailable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of the ? Tax Code. We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation of money laundering if you do not follow our instructions.


You are therefore required to contact me within 72 hours on this email {agmarkamorgan1@r7.com} at that point I will walk you through the process of clearing and claiming the money. Failure to comply may lead to your arrested, interrogation and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and or money laundering. You are also advised not to contact any bank in Africa, Europe or banking institution.


Yours in service,


Agent Mark A. Morgan
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
E-mail: agmarkamorgan1@r7.com

 

thats some expensive budgie smugglers!

 

Haha. Another quality job. tuesday_wildchild

 

I'll have if you don't want it. I will put it towards my bay fund!

 

Message him saying you are a Nigerian prince/high ranking Government official etc and can offer him a 50/50 deal to release the monies

 

I'd fess up if I were you. With a bit of plea-bargaining, you'll be out in five years...

 

You gonna get some water-boarding and a set of orange overalls.

 

if that's his/her real email addy it'd be quite amusing if everyone redirected their spam....

 

will you be able to buy a new alternator now? it solves your lack of dole money problem.

 

I was thinking of starting a gazebo printing company to employ people with Tourrets and Dyslexia....

 

fkucnig great deer eye "another gay man" ginger @hailfrank

 

I was going with that for the main name, might need abbreviate it for business cards.....what with my millions and all....

 

yeah i had one of those as well, its 100% genuine just give them your personal and bank details and they will deposit the cash in your account.

I may not post for a while now as i'm off on a mega holiday with my cash!

 

ive seen the size of your FBI and you should be arrested by it

 

Im actually flying from jfk sunday night to berlin...
Send me a check . Ill get the rest to you ...
O.k.?