Its a gas - Man !.

Gas man comes to connect up poptops gas supply -


Poptop - " alright mate , want a cup of tea ? ".

Gasman - " yes please , who's is the splitty in the garage ?".

poptop - " its not a splitty its a bay - its ours !".

gasman - " i love splittys , can i have a look later ?".

poptop - " its not a splitty its a bay , yes "

Poptop shows gas man his bay --

Gasman -- " i have always liked splittys !".

poptop patiently explains the difference between a bay and a splitty and says -

" if you really want a splitty i know someone who could probably import you one !"

Gasman - really , that would be cool - how much ?".

Poptop - " i have no idea mate let me get you his number and you could enquire !".

Gasman - " No its ok mate i want a t4 !" :

Two hours later -

Gasman no2 turns up -

Gasman no 1 to gasman no 2 --- " This bloke has a splitty in his garage , we like splittys don't we ". :arrggh:



Dya think i should have my gas connection checked ?.

 

you never said you had a splitty :laugh2:

 

thats the one dude -- and i sound like carrot , apparently !. :