Gas man comes to connect up poptops gas supply - Poptop - " alright mate , want a cup of tea ? ". Gasman - " yes please , who's is the splitty in the garage ?". poptop - " its not a splitty its a bay - its ours !". gasman - " i love splittys , can i have a look later ?". poptop - " its not a splitty its a bay , yes " Poptop shows gas man his bay -- Gasman -- " i have always liked splittys !". poptop patiently explains the difference between a bay and a splitty and says - " if you really want a splitty i know someone who could probably import you one !" Gasman - really , that would be cool - how much ?". Poptop - " i have no idea mate let me get you his number and you could enquire !". Gasman - " No its ok mate i want a t4 !" : Two hours later - Gasman no2 turns up - Gasman no 1 to gasman no 2 --- " This bloke has a splitty in his garage , we like splittys don't we ". :arrggh: Dya think i should have my gas connection checked ?.