Its a gas - Man !.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Gas man comes to connect up poptops gas supply -


    Poptop - " alright mate , want a cup of tea ? ".

    Gasman - " yes please , who's is the splitty in the garage ?".

    poptop - " its not a splitty its a bay - its ours !".

    gasman - " i love splittys , can i have a look later ?".

    poptop - " its not a splitty its a bay , yes "

    Poptop shows gas man his bay --

    Gasman -- " i have always liked splittys !".

    poptop patiently explains the difference between a bay and a splitty and says -

    " if you really want a splitty i know someone who could probably import you one !"

    Gasman - really , that would be cool - how much ?".

    Poptop - " i have no idea mate let me get you his number and you could enquire !".

    Gasman - " No its ok mate i want a t4 !" ::)

    Two hours later -

    Gasman no2 turns up -

    Gasman no 1 to gasman no 2 --- " This bloke has a splitty in his garage , we like splittys don't we ". :arrggh:



    Dya think i should have my gas connection checked ?.
     
  2. surprised you need to ask that question :)
     
  3. dog

    dog

    when did you get a splitty?
     
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

     
  5. Kill them all!
     
  6. you never said you had a splitty :laugh2:
     
  7. Pmsl it could only happen to you
     
  8. Funny stuff!! :thumbsup:
     
  9. :laugh2: < this always scares me .... it truly is the :morklol:
     
  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

     
  11. Moons

    Moons Guest

     
  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    thats the one dude -- and i sound like carrot , apparently !. ::)
     
  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

     
  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

     
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  16. Made me laugh. Very funny story. You're the new DUBious! Whatever happened to DUBious?
     
  17. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Pop you never said you had a gasman or a garage
     
  18. Birdy

    Birdy Not Child Friendly

    Is this why it's taken so long to restore you bus because you've made it into a splitty?? You sly dog you.
     
  19. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

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