Is anyone here fluent in Dutch ?

I would like to get a couple of things translated from English to Dutch but I think google translater just does it literally and I'd like to know how it would really be said in Holland.

 

Urdy Gurdy Ja Ja Hinky Pinky

 

my wifes mother is dutch, i could ask her but she not to good with computers and lives quite far from us

 

I used to work for a Dutch company - but sadly dont have any contacts there any more.

 

hippyrichy knows a couple of Dutch phrases but they are mainly names for body parts so probably not a lot of use... :

 

I have a dutch neighbour but im away until the weekend

 

That's brilliant Mucka, If I send you 5 sentences do you think your neigbour will translate into Dutch for me?

 

pm away I will prob see her Sunday

 

If not i am 1/2 Dutch and have lots of family over there, one being a Dr of English language if you need a translation let me know

 

I work with lots of Dutch speaking people, let me know if you need anything.

 

I can't help you I'm afraid, but as a few previous posters can, I feel I can now post this without being too annoying.....

Police in Amsterdam - Harry Enfield and Chums - BBC comedy

How brilliant is Paul Whitehouse eh? )

 

Thanks for all the help guys

this is what I've got on my van and I think it'll be even more amusing if there's a translation just above it.

 

Cheers Matty, I've got someone helping at the moment but if that doesn't pan out I'll give you a pm. Thanks for the help.

Jack, That's exactly what the Dutch police are like. One year I got lost in Amsterdam and flagged down a police car for directions. They said "Follow Us" and we wound up driving at breakneck speeds through the centre of Amsterdam. It was like a typical police car chase except the police car was in front and I was chasing them.

 

I am afraid I cannot speak dutch but i thought i'd let you know just in case as I am trying to get my post count up.

 

one more Dutch killer series and I'll be there!
Google translate is your friend...

 

Me good mate who is fluent in Dutch tells me that it's

"Mijn hovercraft is vol met paling"

but knowing him I would check it before getting it printed.

 

How did my translations work out?