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He managed to tuck his shirt in ..... but didn't notice snagging the curtains as he climbed out of Nicole's window on one of his "return visits"
I knew a lass who nearly walked down the aisle with her wedding dress tucked into her knickers/tights at the back . Moral: don’t go for a quick wee before the ceremony…
And after your stay, some poor sod has gone to a wedding wearing a suit that smells like a Cornish Pasty?
I has large trouser snake. You make trouser cobra spit venomz. Much antidote required. Many Kleenex’s.
Or worse , your Ginsters smells like a sweaty salesman's crotch ....some.may argue that's what Ginsters smell like anyway but I couldn't comment as I don't know what a sweaty salesman's crotch smells like