Indian variant

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rustbucket, May 15, 2021.

  1. With the Indian variant now hitting the Uk. Stay home and protect your elderly Naan.
     
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  2. She’s keema to go out though I’ll
    Try and peshwari her to stay in..
     
  3. Can we all try a stay a little bit korma please
     
  4. We're not going out.

    It's a bit chilli.
     
  5. Me neither just Tikka look at that forecast
     

  6. My Naan is taking the sanitizing advice too far. She got arrested in a supermarket yesterday, for cleaning all the fruit with Domestos.






    She's been charged with Bleach of the Peach......
     
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  7. Well if I can’t go out I might as well settle down and read @JamesLey Bhaji bug resto thread
     
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  8. Or there’s a few Curry On films on the telly box :thumbsup:



    I’ll stop now shall I?
     
  9. It's just a rice against thyme to get people fully vaccinated. I'm hoping I'll get the text asking me to poppadum down for my 2nd jab very soon. An understatement to say it'd be a real bhuna to get the whole population vaccinated ASAP :thumbsup:
     
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  10. All Phall jokes...
     
  11. If I get it I’m gonna stay home, protect the NHS and phone in sikh.
     
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  12. Dubs

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    You might have to curry favour with the boss first mind.
     
  13. Check your temperature regularly. You should be hot, but not too hot. Medium hot.
     
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  14. Dhal 111 if you have symptoms.
     
  15. New outbreaks of the Indian variant have been recorded in t'urban areas of northern England.
     
  16. best one yet, you're hired. Batley working mens club residency 15 guineas a week.
     
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  17. Panic over. Apparently the new Pun jab gives complete protection
     
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  18. I Urdu were going to do that
     
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  19. :D:D:D
     
  20. You're all chapati poopers!
     
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