I'm just...

...wrapping @Barry Haynes 's Xmas present. What with the Royal Mail strike, do think a large parcel of jellied eels will go a bit off in the sorting office?

I know he's keen on football, so I bought him a Tottenham scarf as well. Don't tell him.

 

Phew theres lucky, I got him a new blonde syrup & a bottle of wash & go

 

Dont ship them to Ireland by mistake.

Goods value £30.

UPS.. carriage £12.99 with paperwork in triplicate

Customs and handling charges and tax €31.. thanks Brexit.

 

He'll love that Nice blonde hair for when he's "Barbara" on Friday nights.

My parcel got picked up by Roman Abramovich. He's a delivery driver for Hermes now, as he's a bit skint this days.

 

I’m touched but you can stick the scarf where Harry kanes penalty ended up

 

I suppose you don't want the COYS socks either

 

You surprise me Baz, you said you were cockahoop with the “I Heart Corbyn” T-Shirt we got you last year

 

I think he preferred the Theresa May edition of Razzle you got him.

 

I’ve got
Diaries for TLB plumbers so at least they know what day not to turn up on

Proper London beer for our northern members

And prototype bay calendars for the rest of you because we all know you dream of owning one
Merry Christmas all
Bazza

 

I've bought @rustbucket the luxury edition of the Worcester boiler catalogue. He'll love it!

 

I bought @Merlin Cat a small notebook so she can keep track of how many houses, farms, boats, motorcyles and cars she owns

 

Did you get the "I'm Jenny's ride" T-shirt I sent you?

 

What a lovely thoughtful present. I will keep it for the next pandemic in case there’s a shortage of loo rolls again.

 

The Greenstar pages are particularly absorbant

 

Shaaaat it!

 

Was it the Christmas Nutters edition ? ….good choice.

 

And the tractor. I forgot that.