Am out doing a bit of weeding, tending me veggies, tidying the borders etc. Nearby I can hear a Wood Pigeon saying “I just caaaaan’t find it. I just caaaaan’t find it. I just caaaaan’t find it....” Every few minutes it’s the same complaint. Heart goes out to the poor fella. Wonder what it is he just can’t find?
Well, the new age couple next door, Jocasta and Xavier did give me some strange looking cuttings.....
I haven’t been round since they invited me to their “Rebirthing Ceremony”. Some things can’t be unseen, and have to say, Jocasta’s placenta rissoles are an acquired taste
We have a wood pigeon that says over and over My toe hurts Betty My toe hurts Betty My Toe hurts Betty
I’ve been in that hot tub countless times without a problem, no one says a dickie bird.....one minor shart and you never hear the end of it
Ah, so that’s what the little fella can’t find, his gun? Well if I see it anywhere I’ll be sure to return it to him.