I been darn sarf !!

Went past your village Woody and past Para's village

 

Was it to a certain engine builders he's up that way

 

Id just like to point out there aint no gap in watford cos its all concrete , the watford gap is right up north at some place called Watford Gap ,i have been to both and you would be hard pushed to find a gap of any sort .Also ive been down sarf and up norf. every thing is cheaper up north