I’ve just seen...

...a Scouser in Waitrose. Waitrose! Whatever next?

 

What was he stealing?

 

Probably gone in for a laugh.... the prices always crease me up.

 

Calm down, calm down!

 

Cleaning operative?

 

Trolley wheels.

 

I did notice their delivery van was up on bricks out the back .

Bumped into Tarquin and Chlamydia by the papaya display. Lovely people!

 

Probably a footballer.

 

Didn't have a perm.

 

Gah! Forgot the pesto

 

Was he saying, "Eh scuse mee, wheahs the gwachamowleeee?"..?

 

You sure you wasn't at the GU clinic Snotts.

 

"...like"

 

Dey do doh, don't dey doh, eh?

 

You're just jealous because we are top of the league - oh and original jokes might not go amiss

 

I think all these stereotypical jokes about our friends from Liverpool are completely out of order, you all know where to go if the need a car radio or hub caps though

 

Best football song we had playing them in the cup was, we've got Nardiello you've got our car stereo

 

-- yeah Manchester - the only place I have had my car broken into - and I have many friends from Mancland and none of them steal hubcaps either

 

For some original jokes: five minutes in to this clip Al Murray explains the vital work work Scousers did in the Second World War...