Hula girl on your dashboard?

I just do

 

OMO Old Man Out

 

One Man Operated.

 

Is a bendy lady with coconut boobs ok?

 

Isn't that just reinforcing the oppressive male patriarchy?

I'd go for a surfer of indeterminate gender.

 

Im smashing the patriarchy my mechanic is called Sarah.

However 15 years ago she was called John

 

French cars. Pink unicorns. What next ?

 

Pampas grass rear window box?

 

Now I dont know if it’s because I’ve just come in drunk....but that looks like a headless torso with man boobs.

 

I dont know if this is a great idea or not. £60 for one of yourself

 

That’s hilarious! Be great to have one on your coffin, freaking everyone out

 

Does she still swear like John when she skins a knuckle on an engine case?

 

Sounds just like Spongebob to me !

 

It's a odd mix. She is by far the best mechanic I've ever used. She does drop the a few f-bombs but wears so much blue eye shadow. I think she sprays it on. I might ask if she does body work as well

 

I had Beetle Bailey for my dash, when I had a van that is

 

I have "Monkey" a gift from my next door neighbours. He goes mad for his Banana in the sunshine.

 

Chimp