How to stop you getting Covid

Apparently to stop you getting COVID you need to stick a chicken up your nose. I don’t know if Turkey Twizzlers work.



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Throw Marmite till it sticks method.

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I've been doing that for months. Haven't you?

 

Perhaps that’s why you’re snotty.
Snotty.

 

Snotty is the van. I suffer from no nasal irregularities.

 

I've been injecting disinfectant. I know disenfectant, I knew disenfectant in the 17th centuary. Nobody knows disenfectant like me.

 

Kill everybody else.
Simple.

 

A daily swig of Jeyes Fluid. I've not caught it yet

 

paint your left knee green and extract your wisdom teeth

 

Seems like you can't stop it, I have just been for a test after my boss coming back as positive.

I have similar symptoms to him.

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I wouldn't try that as bird flu is currently sweeping across Europe just now.

 

Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keeeiittthhhh

I remember watching the song in spitting image when I was a boy

 

Easy,,, Ask everyone you know to you need help fixing the bus. You won’t see a soul for weeks.

 

Apparently you won't know that you've had it apart from spouting of you won't know you've had it, bitching about wearing a mask, also bitching about the government telling you what to do and 5 minutes later saying that they haven't defined what local means, going against your original gripe and using the debating methods of an eight year old.

 

A mate of mine drank Harpic, he went clean round the bend