How much would you pay for fig trees

Well if your an MP and you have your office at portcullis house you would have shelled out 40k in rent for 10 fig trees at the rate of 31k per year , the trees were imported from California . This information was brought to you via the freedom of information act

 

i've got a couple for sale with figs on for £7 each!
might put my prices up

 

For every type of fig there is a type of wasp