How many people pee in the sink in their van?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Sep 11, 2022.

  1. Be honest.
     
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  2. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    NOT I,
    I got a Gert big bottle about a gallon, looks like cider too!:burp:

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,,but never make the mistake ;)

    PEE. S.
    I also don’t got a sink:)
     
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  3. I have in the past tho not directly but have had a pee in the wee wee pot and put it down the sink, we had an inbuilt waste water tank :)

    this was reserved for when we travelled in France and Spain and ended up sleeping in a market place car park and didn’t want to open the door and tip it out, or even worse, kick it over in the night :eek:
     
  4. I some how knew this was coming


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  5. While I was waiting for the RAC for 12 hours, I was tempted :D
     
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  6. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    I use a small bucket that I cover with a t towel and take it to the disposal sluice.
     
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  8. I have a toilet for those sorts of things :p;)
     
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  9. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I do but I do move the cups over to one side first, anyone for a coffee:thumbsup:
     
  10. DamonW

    DamonW Supporter

    Ok so this post evokes memories of the m3 motorway where my previous westy Berlin started to over rev wildly - I pulled in at junction and parked in some office car park to try and work out the issue. I had my two kids in the van - the eldest about 10 at the time was dying for a wee but I was a bit preoccupied with a friend on Skype video trying to help diagnose the issue with the van. At this time the office receptionist asked what I was doing in their car park. Covered in oil with two kids arguing and one dying for a wee and my friend on Skype I explained I just needed a few moments to get back on the road. So she walked off unhappy and said hurry up. I then ended up under the van and all of a sudden got soaked from above! Yes my kid *******ed in the sink and yes was all over my face and head!. After some more grumpy time passed I worked out it was the balance bar for accelerator / twin carbs stuck on one side and sorted the issue. I then went to the reception said all finished but could I use the loo to wash my oily hands and more importantly the urine off my head - an extremely moody receptionist then burst into laughter and all was well with the world again.
     
  11. DamonW

    DamonW Supporter

    A second memory for you is that years ago before being a vw owner I hired one to go to Le Mans 24hr race with a couple of friends. Within 20 mins of picking up the van I broke the table by falling on it and the single post leg was secured to the floor in a little aluminum cup. The cup basically broke and left a hole in the floor of the van dragging the table leg along the road. Well I am sure no points for guessing the use of this convenient hole ( I won’t go into details but picture this - lying down flat on front whilst traveling down the autobahn) - well this was 3 young and mostly drunk lads going to Le Mans in a bus we hired. Well I am grown up now and I have a hospital urine bottle in the van for emergencies but so far never used it.
     
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  12. nicktuft

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  13. Ozziedog

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    This very issue can be a bit of a disaster where I work as a delivery driver. My Bohemian styled solution is to use a two pint milk container, firstly wash it out because milk does get real honky if you’re not scrupulous. Then pour approx a quarter of a cup of hot / boiling water in it or whatever is left after a :):):):)cup of tea is made, squeeze a little air out then pop the top back on. Turn it over and over until the plastic is fairly soft @bout ten to twenty seconds, tip the water out In to the sink and flatten the bottle then roll it up down the side of the sink and you may want to wet your fingers for this with cold water, once you have it rolled, pop the top back on and run it under the cold tap for a second. The rolled up bottle takes virtually no space in the back of my rucksack but will spring back into its original shape if someone were to pour any warm liquid in to it. I’m guessing you could possibly make a slightly larger opening / slit / slot if you were the sort of person that likes to cuppy down ,,,,maybe,,, possibly:).:(:)

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,, dispose of as is your want :)
     
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  14. Or you could just pee in the bushes ;)...
     
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  15. redgaz

    redgaz Supporter

    Haven't got a sink. Empty milk container comes in handy though. :rolleyes:
     
  16. Put a folded napkin over your arm, you could serve it to other campsite users :thumbsup:
     
  17. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    I don’t have a sink. For good reason.
     
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  18. The answer in just two words -
    Porta Potti
     
  19. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    Exactly, that’s what my little rolled up bottle is, it’s a miniaturised pee pee potti.:)

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,especially in the middle of a town.:)
     
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  20. If i had a sink I probably would :rolleyes: but for now I’ll use the porta loo :)
     

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