"How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

"How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs without proper gear

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" …
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands
are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that David Cameron. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again."

Nice and peaceful in here now?

 

FTFY

 

Superb!!

 

How can a lurker respond to the original post 6 months later if a moderator has locked the thread?


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Is the correct answer

 

Funny..topbanana...like it

 

I think you will find there lamps..
Bulbs go in the garden..

Are French lamps different..?

 

What gear should i be in to change a lightbulb it makes no mention of that so I'm out

BTW tried reverse and hit the fracking cat

 

Brilliant but you forgot....
2 members (minimum) twisting the first thread to some form of toilet/sexual humour!

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But first at least 3 must discuss when and which mod gets to do the lock.

 

What about the robots?

 

Is this what's commonly referred to as a light bulb moment?

 

And one to say 'And that's why I read it'

 

^ ^ Come to Techenders and find out just how many will just get chairs and sit with a can of beer and watch.
Especially good for one-off ambulance light fittings with burred screws I seem to remember

 

You forgot the number of people who will post lightbulb memes.

 

What about the first six replies giving facecious and dangerously misleading answers just for fun?

 

so.....175 then, wait one @Pudelwagen is right 181

 

5 Late bay members to go completely off topic and start talking about parsnips.

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i cant see , turn the light on or have you put it in upside darn