Or, how about I wrap you all in sandpaper, you stand in 2 lines about van width apart and I drive up and down in between you all?
Piece of wood arrived today @PSG. Thank you, it was really good of you! Didn't expect to get it until next Tuesday, so it's useful to know My Hermes deliver on a bank holiday. I owe you a pint.
She's had me polishing dubs in a field before ...its when she asked me to lower my top and wink at the judges I began to worry .....so be careful you never know what she will ask you to do
If you find them too straight or stiff, you can steam bend them over a boiling kettle to your desired shape. Go on. It's fun.