Holidays...

For reasons that escape me, I agreed to holiday with Mrs M's mum, sister and sisters really annoying dachshund dog.

We're on day two and I've had enough already. Only another six days to go.

 

Catherine's family once did a family cruise to Norway, partners included...I decided to give it a miss. My excuse? If I went, either I or her mum would survive, not both

 

You’re a better man than me, take yourself down the local pub, good luck

 

I’m at the stage now where after a couple of days I’ve had enough of everyone except the dog . I could quite happily holiday on my own now

 

Dog friendly? If so sign me up

 

Id imagine the dog would be the best compay..

 

It could have been worse, they could have brought their kids as well.......

 

We once went away with the former Mrs C parents. Her mum had forgot her meds .
Good job we had gone in our own car, we lasted 1 night

 

So, your telling us that your wife sends you off cottaging?

 

This is perfectly normal, especially in men. Don't worry. The human brain can only put up with so much meaningless twaddle before bits of it start shutting down. Unfortunately, we're not allowed to carry firearms in this country.

 

Have you tried feigning death?

 

Could be classed as being slightly extreme Snotts.

 

Sometimes works

 

If I tried that, Mrs M would make sure I wasn't faking it. She's already got plans for the life insurance and death in service benefits.

 

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So long as they don't cremate you and remember to attach a bell to your coffin

 

You could always show signs of insanity. Although by the sound of it, that will happen anyway...