a phrase which opens many an ebay advert and which gets on my bazookas. WhyTF do people start an advert with here we have, or here I have. It aint Dickos real deal you plonkers. It may be just me as I am of a certain age apparently.
It isnt just me then! And incidentally (who says you cant start a sentence with and) "their" means belong to them - its not "there".