Help, i've lost my mojo

I went to put a record on the turntable, looked at em all and thought, I cant be arsed. I must be sick.

 

get well soon!
mean while i've sent for the doctor

 

its in a bottle in the fridge

 

I am administering that as I type Barney.I have a repeat prescription.

 

You're not helping JD

 

Was your mojo working before you lost it?

 

Record? Turntable?

 

And was it property marked? Mojos get handed in at police stations quite often apparently, but unless marked it's hard for plod to reunite them with their owners. Still, it's to my gain, I have bought several mojos at police auctions over the years.

 

Are you they weren't banjos

 

This is precisely why I've written our postcode on my mojo with an ultraviolet pen...

It's surprising how many people lose that loving feeling as well. Our local nick has got a drawer full of them.

 

Only in Norfolk.

 

Where did you have it last?

 

My Dear Old Mum used to say :"if you put it away after using it, you would'nt lose it" bless her
and yes I know its not helping, grab another bottle

 

I think i found it ,, hold on yep ,its a bit stuck

 

Do you mind I'm eating.

 

Do you have any spare?

 

Kids today, pah.

 

Nice try Mr Tatty but I cant stand Glen Glenn.