Personally I’d be happy to see DIY tips from Global superstars on a weekly basis. How about “Mick Jagger shows the correct way to tile a bathroom”?
Never really a fan of Steve Wright’s show, though he knew his music. As for Mick, after B and Q he went into the grocery trade with Keef. Not sure I know of a better impression of Jagger than Phil Cornwell’s. *Warning* contains a couple of F-bombs.
Phil Cornwalls did them on Steve Wright too. I was a window fixer/fitter at the time so it was pretty well on every day and... the characters seemed pretty funny to me at the time, but this was only for a year or two. It was quite shocking to find out recently just how many decades he got away with doing almost exactly the same show every day! It was wearing thin well within the few years I had to put up with it.
Also: don't go for a pee after you've just rubbed Ralgex on your back. You'll be doing the Mexican Hat dance...
Or if you’ve been chopping up hot chillies….. I know that applies to eyes. It also applies if you “go South of the border”!