I saw an old lady crossing the road, I said "can you manage?" she replied "yes dear .... but I don't want the Tottenham job! "
Once upon a time there was a VW campervan. She was a good campervan and always did what her owner asked of her, so one day he took her and put her in her own field. Now everyone who walks past and sees her says "look at that campervan, she's outstanding in her field". The end.