Have a chuckle at the random photo thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 72wilma, Mar 4, 2014.

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  2. Remind you of anyone ?

  3. Mungo Jerry with his rythem stick?
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  5. the only problem is it's the 2 people who voted for B are also writing the paper article.
    Why not just go to go to restaurant A like you decided in the first place and if you don't like it then go to B. Nothing is cast in stone. Simple.
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  8. When you have the car washed, make sure the underneath is done as well.
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  13. Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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  17. so I was just looking at a way of adding a trip meter to my bus, you can get GPS speedos maybe the 2 tie up. With a few minutes to kill I thought I'd see whats out there.
    I came across this onboard GPS speedo


    they also sell a backseat inflatable mattress but I thought better of it my missus would kill me !

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  18. She has a right to ask for a replacement if not that..

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