Has anyone got Chilly Pants?

I'm out in the garage, and it's freezing!

 

What size waist are you .I've just put some in the charity bag .32 waist 33 leg

 

Far too small!

 

Put it away and go indoors then!

 

32 waist? are you 12 years old i'm having to lie on the bed to get in 38's i'm that porky at the mo.

 

First time anyone has said that about my pants

 

A good parp will sort that

 

A "pump" I believe it's now called at Rickyroo Towers.

 

ha! @vanorak taught me a new phrase to replace that. barking spider is now my fav.

 

I thought it was going to be a spoonerism

 

Do you have something in a longer leg?

 

How about a pair of tights only used once for a bank job