Moons for once i agree with you ! You are a right knob but end of the day it would be a fairly boring forum without your presence and we all love you dearly for it ! Now be quiet and receive your award graciously .
I can't - the Mirror has already done an expose on the award after party, to be published tomorrow. You can only imagine my surprise when quaffing some Vimto with my new friends Miguel and Carlos when one of them pushed me in jest and I found myself thrust upon said award. The ambulance crew were very understanding, as was my partner. Never again shall I attend a party in a men's convenience in the shadier part of town.