You should of rolled them in the oil then put feathers over them ...then taken them to the parents and told them what they have done and then watch them getting another thrashing .....thats what would of happend to me .
Don't be daft @Faust I'll bet a pound to your penny the parents would kick off at the shock/horror insinuation that little Jonny had actually vandalised someone else's property. No respect, anyone has, these days. That's why it's quite nice here sometimes
Kids having kids, that's the trouble. Parents, and I use the word loosely, are too busy buying designer clothes, phones etc to be arsed what the fruit of their loins are up to as long as the Grandparents are there to look after them when Friday/Saturday night comes around.
i got told that the other day ,but hes such a nice lad he means no harm , throwing bricks at me whilst i was under my friends bonnet , after i told him 3 times to stop .
At present, reading the title, he's just planning to lose it at some unspecified point in the future, which by definition means he hasn't lost it yet which would make it impossible for him to "find" it. Unless of course the title is out of date and he has actually lost it. We definately need some clarification @AndyC
I still have my rag at the mo. Not an oily one as I don't smoke. This tag is a red one, for taunting bulls. If I do lose it in the future, I will check to see if my local matador has it.
This was the exact scenario that was playing out in my mind at the time of posting. Notwithstanding the time that has obviously passed since the post was made, 'about to lose my rag' implies a certain imminence, so I naturally assumed, rightly or wrongly that said rag had now been lost, hence my concern for it's present whereabouts...
But he did say something about the oil. In fact he's been banging on about his little oil spill since a quarter past five this evening. They didn't make this much fuss when the Exxon Valdez crashed.