traipsing abhat up t fell when Seth spotted him. Seth had been having a bad morning lambing, nowt but triples, and one proud owd rannack had adopted 7 young progeny, whilst their respective mothers jointly made a successful escape bid, resulting in a fresh gap int wall. Most certainly Seth wasn't int mood for company and strode purposely towards The Big G, who was now filling up a generous bowl full in his briar. Seth was well beyond the wrong end of vexed when he finally reached the Almighty. "Reet! Pillock, what's tha think thas upt to? God didn't look around at first and with a spark from his finger end that allus reminded him of the Cistine Chapel roof, lit his pipe. With a long steady draw he took up all the overcast rain clouds and breathed out Simpson sky that angels played in and smelt of roses over the dales of green and grey. Walls were fixed and lambs back with their mothers, he did muse that sheep weren't one of his better ideas, looked over to Seth with a glint as he leant on a 5 bar gate and said "Tha daft aypputh, ahs working from home. C
I still remember enjoying getting Yorkshire and Lancashire men moaning about how steep the hills were when I set them a Philips Electronics Challenge Walk around 26 miles of the Isle of Purbeck on the south coast.
