fitted my arze

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by volkswombat, Mar 30, 2014.

  1. Photos if you plesde
     
  2. Is there a Westfalia version? Trying to downgrade my Devon
     
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

     
  4. Oi!
     
  5. Bulk discount is dictated by how fast @volkswombat's family drinks milk. ;)
     
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  6. Bargain, I thought it was a bit dear at first, scene tax? but no when you consider Volkswombat has to go to the supplier to grab some arzes,empty his arze and give his arze a thorough flush through prior to offering his arze up to the pipe then I think its a fair price.
     
  7. right ive busy today perfwcting the prototypes , pics to follow later. oh man these babies could go viral. maybe i should put my prices up. its only idiots with too much money and a camperban thats gonna buy them :thinking:
     
  8. oops what i meant to say was, you guys dont mind paying a bit more for quality prodicts that fit and work straight out the box. right?
     
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  9. Titz. That's the product you should be working on.
     
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  10. IM ON EM LIKE CUSTARD
     
  11. Right first up is the noze. Spare wheel cover but also doubles up as a toilet for when you need a comfort break in your chosen locale.
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    Then we have the shooz. Self adhesive tyre tread for when you can't be bovverred buying new tyres. The surprise is that they also improve road holding and suspension/ride comfort, as they're pretty thick. Ideal if your bus is lowered and you need that extra bit of cushioning
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    I've also done a mk3 arze, this little beauty gives you a side exit trumpet with big bore flatulence . All the original features of the original arze, but let's people know you mean business. Good for the scooby converts.
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    All products come with the gaurantee that you will look a pillock, and the smug feeling of being in an exclusive group of people adorning their bus with worthless sh1te ;)

    Roll up roll up
     
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  12. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    hahahaha can these magnificent devices work with lhd vans too?
     
  13. Yes interchangeable between all vans






    Minor modifications may be required, indeed some products you may need to completely rebuild from scratch yourselves, because I can't be arzed making them properly myself. Special German quality alternatives are available which cost 7x more, if you purchase these them I'm off to copacabana for me holidays while I laugh at you. Terms and conditions apply.
     
  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I liked the upgrade so just for trips over the Clee Hill I have got these... I hope they are fitted right I have never done one before.

    Coider Arze!

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  15. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    patent pending on volkswombats arze, you are in trouble for piracy now poppy.
     
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I am offering the harder version!
     
  17. Hard arze?
     
  18. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    i wonder if i can make a brown arze using a marmite jar?
     
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  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Gotta be done!
     
  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Pretty good eh?
     

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