@ ermintrude ..........

Two actually

 

He’d need his stabilisers on. He’s not allowed out without then now!

 

That’s two cricket boxes he’ll need to be wearing this weekend!

 

Two for one @Ermintrude has found herself a rich old sailor on his las legs

 

I saved him for you

 

Take him with you on one of those 3day breaks and let him out in the restaurant to get some money back

 

That wouldn’t be right Betty is paying this time

 

You are soooo dodgy!


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Don’t put it outside, it’ll die!


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This is what I've been told .... LOTS of naughty thoughts, but at least they stay that way

 

I’ll take him to bed n tuck him in don’t worry I found his grandad in the loft the other day , I’ll get a pic next time I’m up there

 

stand on him

 

Good!

 

you two are horrible! Spiders do good things and make pretty things. flies... swat 'em all day long for all i care.

 

when i was young i used to pull the wing and legs of a danny long legs one side only then watch flyin circles

 

but....but.....*all little creatures deserve to live


*not flies. never flies

 

he was still alive just couldnt fly strAIGHT

 

Is "danny long leg"s any relation to Danny La Rue?

 

cousin