I went white water rafting once , bad move . After flipping the raft a few times and swallowing half the Zambezi I had 2 days in the bathroom and needed to be within sight of a lav (or dense bush) for at least a week ...
Had dinner at an Arabic restaurant in Almeria. I pathetically thought I was dieing for the night! Fortunately the loo was within reaching distance of the sink as my body was doing its utmost to purge itself by whichever end worked best!! I still can’t face cous cous!
Cous cous is the very work of the devil Weird chopped up rice with a funny texture... I would rather eat fig rolls or dates or something as equally horrible Nipper uuurggghh
Any over ripe gourds can move one to submission Coming back home through a Moroccan melon estate in the 70's we scrumped some between the ascari look outs which were just out of range of our getaway Beetle. Needless to say that they had been left for a reason.... we had the hits's for days after. A super ripe cucumber can be devastating as well
Its funny how stories of Marmiteting oneself can bring so many strangers on a forum together isnt it! I would share my story, but its lengthy, and as a 2 finger typist, with one finger bandaged up, I will save it for another day..
Agadir- Morocco -1994 not Dysentry but serious food poisoning ... nearly had to fly me home, a 2 hour trip to Marrakesh that I’d paid for and was adamant I was going on was ...erm... interesting but maybe too graphic to discuss on here ... maybe over a beer and campfire at techenders though
