Does anyone else live in a house full of females

Ive mrs para my teenage daughter my four year old daughter and even the dogs a bitch
Its like a madhouse with most of the conversation revolving round things i dont understand
And constant emotional flare ups that had no warning or cause that i can comprehend but are automatically my fault

 

Bad luck mate.

 

get in the shed where you belong

 

I used to...when I lived at home with my mum and 4 brothers

 

Me too!
I lived with my (now ex) wife, her mother (wonder why she's "ex") and my two (lovely) daughters plus two bitches. (Make your own jokes)
I've now moved in with @Mrs Top Banana Racing her two daughters, a bitch Labrador and poor old Murphy who's had the chop.
Anybody familiar with the term "glutton for punishment"?

 

women hey? if you can't join them - beat them.

oh wait, that's wrong.

 

yr so wrong

 

Sounds like an idea for a bad American sitcom....hmmmmm

 

It's been said before".................

 

he needs telling it reassures him

 

yes i have three girls my wife has two girls even my dog and cat are bitches

 

Wahey!!!!!!!!!
Everyone please say hello to @Mrs Top Banana Racing and congratulate her on her 1st post!
Love you Pixie!!!!!

 

the beginning of the end.
pixie? oh my christ - telling us the pet name for your cock is out of order.

 

do you feel like your bullied by women?

 

For fear of repeating myself (yet again) You're a wrong 'un @rickyrooo1 !!!

 

I cant the shed is full of bus parts theres not enough room to swing a fart

 

You can always have the same chop as Murphy or ????