Do you hate it

When electronic voices tell you what to do?

 

Makes you wonder what Steven Hawkins internal monologue sounds like

 

I also hate self scan checkouts at supermarkets

Unexpected item in the baggage area

How the fluck is it un expected ive just scanned it and its appeard on the screen


These computers are supposed to be clever but they cant figure out if im old enough to buy beer or check my id

 

Lmao

 

Daft magic electronics is dude

The rest of the trades in the raf used to call our fault diagnosis white mans magic and ask us if we had shook the all telling chicken bones

 

ahh that makes sense then it was the rest of the trades who werent advanced enough lmao












Para runs for cover before the sootys and riggers linch him

 

And they said it would never catch on Bless Nicolette Mckenzie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zs6TU32pY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

I hate being given a long list of choices when you call someone, usually a government agency. For my work, most days I have to call HM Revenue & Customs. Often it can take 2 to 3 minutes of going through all the different choices before you get a dialling tone to the deppartment you want to talk to. Then you're left holding for up to 30 minutes. That said, there's many a time when I've had to wait over 60 minutes. Then they need to transfer you to someone else and you go through the whole waiting process again. And then, at the end of it they say something like 'we don't know the answer but someone will call you back within 5 days'. Sometimes they do call back, sometimes they don't. And when they don't you have to go through the whole process all over again. Sometimes you can be hanging on for 30 minutes before you get cut off and have to go through the whole thing again. Sometimes you call and you're merely greeted by a message saying 'we're too busy, please call back later'. It's so bad that I've had to employ an assistant just to deal with all the chasing calls I have to make to HMRC nowadays. Yet when you eventually talk to them and mention the problems, they attempt to give the impression that they're providing a perfect service. Really, it's enough to drive anyone round the bend. It's one reason why I bought a camper - to escape from it all every weekend, for the sake of my own sanity.

 

Siri and I are great friends and get along well. But I do hate supermarket self check out tills

 

Sainsbury's are the worst. I've thrown a packet of Jaffa cakes and walked our in the past. Very childish I know but sometimes you just have to