Did you know the Queen has had gastroenteritis?

I was just wondering because the BBC and LBC seem obsessed with telling me at every available opportunity.

 

Nobody told me .I'll give her a ring for a chat

 

have the media been covering this?

 

Who?

 

I LOVE LBC....james obrian and nick ferrari are great and nick abbot is also great to listen to....i knew queenie was ill as i listen to lbc apart from that i would not have known....i sort of know what it is...must be tough for anyone ...must be worse for an 86 YO no matter who you are.

 

Tis' true. She doesn't look well.

 

In a statement issued by Buckingham palace the queen was stated as saying " It was coming out like a flock of starlings"

 

"like pigeons leaving trafalgar square" said hm while still sat on the throne. annus horribilis

 

Since she's been on the throne for over 60 years, you'd think they'd have noticed before now

 

Anybody noticed how when a member of the Royal Family gets admitted to hospital, there's always some poor sod reporter who has to basically live outside the main entrance 24-7 while they're there? (Come to think of it, maybe the BBC needs to supply them with a VW Campervan so they could live outside the entrance )

 

does she wipe her own or does the BUTler do it

its an ars of a job

 

Whenever a Royal goes into hospital it also reminds me that on the NHS we are all equal. Only some are more equal than others. I bet the Windsors don't go on any waiting lists.

 

Maggie Thatcher had the same thing all the time she was Prime Minister.

 

She'll probably welcome a new ring - her current one must look like a blood orange

 

Effectively, the story is "Old Lady has the runs". When you put it in these terms it's a bit rubbish isn't it?!

 

eating too many swans again.....

 

They don't make monarchs like they used to - Louis IX (of france) had a bad case of the runs while crusading - so he had a hole cut in the back of his pants - I bet his horse wasn't thrilled.

 

While we're on the subject of monarchs with an a**e like the japanese flag, which one of our kings was it got murdered by having a red hot poker shoved up his jacksie?

 

Edward 2nd