Dentistry From Hell.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Pony, Aug 25, 2020.

  1. Or nearly, if you don't like dentists and...
    Was in yesterday to have a molar out that my gums didn't like anymore.
    She went through the procedure and recapped at each stage, was very good, the lass. Got the gob all numb and had just made the first poke and rapidly sat back up. I thought she'd burst a good squirter as I had a fair old abcess, urrrgh.
    Are you good with spiders!? Not the sort of question you expect at the dentist.
    Yes, why?
    It's on your arm!
    There he was, quite happy pottering about, the little stowaway and was soon residing in a plastic cup.
    Tooth out no probs and spider back at work where it came from.
     
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  2. I'd have jumped up and ran out of there screaming like a little girl.
     
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  3. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Do dentists normally take advise from spiders?
     
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  4. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    That's what I read on the web
     
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  5. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    Don't like dentists and I'm not registered with one, this means I can go to an emergency walk in centre and have any work done. Around here there are a lot of East European workers and hardly any dentists so there are a few of these centres.

    They're usually shocked to see a local but always do a good job. The best thing is they only charge a flat fee of £15 for anything, you just have to tell them that you don't have a dentist and are in pain. They sort out the problem and carry out any remedial work, Last job I had was a root canal for £15 and a neighbour of mine went and after pulling a tooth they gave him a bridge for £15 whereas a regular NHS dentist would have charged in excess of £200.
     
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  6. £250 plus for canal work at mine.
     
  7. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Our dentist is a miserable sod.


    He’s always looking down in the mouth........
     
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  8. I used to love my little dentist - till the wife came in with me and saw how she used to lean across :)
     
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  9. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Leg each side?
     
  10. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    I had one like that once. She used to cradle her breasts on top of my head. Better than any anaesthetic!
     
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  11. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Did she try getting you to talk about the general election?
     
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  12. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    It's impossible to hold a conversation with a dentist!

    Aaaaaah, aaaaaah, aah, ah!
     
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  13. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    All Dentistry is from Hell......
     
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  14. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Exactly ... Try saying "did you know there's an election coming up" without closing your mouth ;)
     
  15. Norris

    Norris Supporter

    Those navvies don't come cheap
     
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  16. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Ms.T maintains that Dentists are just failed Doctors.
     

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